I fully credit T.J. Lynch of Mother's Ruin for this moniker, but this is my take on what a real fucking martini should be. Drink one -- you deserve it.
A Real Fucking Martini
2 oz gin (for this, I like Nolet's Silver)
1 oz Dolin Blanc Vermouth
3 dashes Regan's Orange Bitters
Combine ingredients in a mixing glass. Add cracked ice and stir. Strain into a chilled coupe. Garnish with a lemon twist, if desired.