Watching TV as I fade off this evening. An Olive Garden commercial comes on -- young woman is talking about bringing the guy she's dating to meet all of her friends. "I had the perfect place," she says. Flash to group joking with said guy over seafood pasta with cream sauce. If I brought the guy I'm dating to meet my friends over dinner at the Olive Garden, it would be really hard to determine who would be the most horrified person at the table.