I was walking around the Village the other day and overheard two 20-something women whining about how much they missed their cars. Woman #1: "I hate having to walk so much. I'm lazy." Woman #2: "I know! I wish I could just jump in my car." Woman #1: "Seriously. I miss my car sooo much."
My thought, hearing this: "Who are these freaks and why do they live here?"